I neeeeed this
omg i want it
This is BRILLIANT.
people who are talented and also good looking and also have great personalities
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
The most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card. — Michael Lipsey
yep that’s exactly how it went
I’m a piece of shit
"Romeo And Juliet" Act I scene I
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
keeping up with the news during vacation.
going to get this embroidered on a tee, for sale soon.